I Scream for October – Day 5

For the longest time, I thought chickens used to be eggs. There was a whole ‘which came first’ conundrum, that left me really scratching my head. When I later smartened up, I realized that chickens actually used to be dinosaurs. I’ve saved a lot of time and trouble since, and have also learned to avoid people in chicken suits too. They’re just as scary as a dinosaur in feathers. I mean, who goes looking for dinosaurs? Explorers maybe. If they were to stumble into some sort of Jurassice cream park, they might find a roasted corn Brontosaurus, a Stegos’morus, a peaches and cream Triceratops, and a peach basil Tyrannosorbet Rex. Not me, it’s too scary. I’m just going to keep an eye on all these chickens.