When a vampire wakes up after a long day’s rest, they’re typically pretty logey. Some keep a nice drinkbox of blood next to the coffin for that evening pick-me-up, some go and grab themselves a fresh barista right away, and some have made the big leap to coffee-based coffins. The truly savvy modern vampire has their coffins made entirely out of coffee ice cream, because it’s nice and cool in the crypt. The coffee crypt. How do you like your coffee? This crypt has a visitor in the form of a spooky ghost. Ghosts need caffeine too. They like capp-boo-chinos. Your Dad laughed.




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