I Scream for October – Day 13

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider. It was made of ice cream, and felt cool inside her. She enjoyed the feel of it’s cold dessert legs, but what she didn’t know was about the eggs. For days and days she felt obscure, and turned to the web to find a cure. Only part way through did she realize, that the web she’d made was full of flies. She felt completely ill at ease, as her eight eyes looked at her eight knees. The sugar, eggs, cream and milk… she’d ate had now turned into silk. She went to find her old geezer, and tied him up inside the freezer. She left to find the nearest kid, but forgot to webify the lid. That’s how you know this tale you see, because that old iced pop was me. I climbed out and got away, and lived to geeze another day. Where’s the old gal now? I hope you find her… I know her profile’s up on Tinder.