Josh Hallem

I Scream for October – Day 8

They say Rock’n’Roll Legends never die, they just turn into ice cream. Or something like that. It’s so easy to get enthralled by rock stars, with their cornsilk hair that’s all scraggly from it being Autumn and corn season being almost over. I mean, if you’re just a sweet young thing named Vidalia, just aContinue reading “I Scream for October – Day 8”

I Scream for October – Day 7

If you were buried in brownies, would you dig yourself out, or just open your mouth and get there when you get there? If you were an ice cream zombie, you might not even have a mouth, or it might be something like a licorice whip that’s not really practical for eating. Besides, you wantContinue reading “I Scream for October – Day 7”

I Scream for October – Day 6

When a vampire wakes up after a long day’s rest, they’re typically pretty logey. Some keep a nice drinkbox of blood next to the coffin for that evening pick-me-up, some go and grab themselves a fresh barista right away, and some have made the big leap to coffee-based coffins. The truly savvy modern vampire hasContinue reading “I Scream for October – Day 6”

I Scream for October – Day 5

For the longest time, I thought chickens used to be eggs. There was a whole ‘which came first’ conundrum, that left me really scratching my head. When I later smartened up, I realized that chickens actually used to be dinosaurs. I’ve saved a lot of time and trouble since, and have also learned to avoidContinue reading “I Scream for October – Day 5”

This Week in Ice Cream Club – We All Scream!

Hey there Ice Cream Club! The weather’s getting cool, but it’s not as cool as you! Hallowe’en and the season of scary is upon us. Did you ever chant ‘I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!’ when you were a kid? How about just now? That clever phrase is the inspiration forContinue reading “This Week in Ice Cream Club – We All Scream!”

I Scream for October – Day 4

Our plastic Chameleon was the life of the party, but we forgot to feed him… ever… and now he’s just a plastic skeleton. Too bad for him, he only blends in on Hallowe’en. We had a party for him, with some delicious ice cream canapes. I hope he wasn’t offended that they were shaped likeContinue reading “I Scream for October – Day 4”

I Scream for October – Day 3

Hey Ice Cream Club! Did you ever feel like you’re lost in an implacable, endless dessert? Like a huge cheesecake? Or maybe a gigantic bowl of cheesecake ice cream? If that sounds corny, it is. I took that corn, roasted it, and made ice cream out of it. And then I made skulls out ofContinue reading “I Scream for October – Day 3”

I Scream for October – Day 2

Hey Ice Cream Club! I was just investigating the Slimer Mansion with the toy Ghostbusters. As one does. There was rumour of ice cream ghosts about, and we found one… or rather one found us! It’s a peaches and cream ice cream ghost, with macerated peach chunks in a vanilla ice cream base. The SlimerContinue reading “I Scream for October – Day 2”

I Scream for October

Hey there Ice Cream Club! I’m doing some spooky Ice Creams and some spookier photos all month! Here’s my first entry, a peach-basil sorbet pumpkin patch. I used molds for the pumpkins, and parsley for all the foliage. Have a spooky October!

This Week in Ice Cream Club – For the Birds

Hey there Ice Cream Club! Aren’t you awesome! You’re peachy keen, and so is a batch of sorbet I just made. It’s peach basil (again! How tedious!) and I’m doing some fun shapes for the coming week using silicone molds. I’m going to try and up my photo game for the month leading up toContinue reading “This Week in Ice Cream Club – For the Birds”